"It has frequently been said that Robinson's consecration has pushed people apart in the Anglican Communion. The Guardian can exclusively reveal that the cause of this divide is that the Lambeth accommodation is for singles only, leaving bishops and wives sleeping separately. It's not quite the schism we expected, but it's a start."

Hmmm... looks they're banning hetrosexual practice as well.

Oh -- *security* escorts! Well, that's all right, then! I was beginning to wonder....